Sex Tips

Once upon a time, I was starting this Buffy/Spike/Angel writer's resource site, however, the site was never completed. The following information is from that site, and I believe I have credited them to their respective sources within each section.

Basics : Variety : BDSM : Slash

BASICS
The first rule to writing sex: Have fun with it! Well, that's my first rule anyway. Also, don't write anything that you're not comfortable with, after all, if you're having trouble with the writing bit, chances are that the reader will have problems with the reading bit.

When writing the smutty parts of your story, remember that details are everything. Go wild with the imagery. The reader should be able to feel the sheets, smell the musky scents, and see the writhing of the bodies. Textures, tastes, smells, etc. should be felt by the reader as they read your story, so be sure to be as descriptive and detailed as possible. However, don't start describing unnecessary things or the same things over and over again, because then the scene just gets too redundant and definitely not a fun read.

Now, since this little pairing is basically a menage a trois, you'll have to take things a little more carefully. More often than not, one person will be left out and sometimes that will be the best case scenario. Don't force someone into the mix just because he seems to be out in the cold because if you do, things might get a little confusing. If you progress slowly, everyone will eventually get there turn. The thing that works the best for me is to picture the entire scene in my head, like imagine what should George be doing while Paul gives John head.

VARIETY
One thing about variety: Don't get caught in the same old traps! I would say that sometimes not reading any fic at all would help you be more creative in regards to everything from plotlines to sex scenes, but I can't, because for me, reading fan fic is the reason for my writing and it has also helped me a lot in showing the ways to do certan things.

BDSM
Well, with BDSM, who knows if they would ever do any of this stuff. But still, here you go. Some bondage games, dominance and submission, and a little saddomasochism.

BDSM Terms
These terms were taken from Drink's Glossary. Hope they'll be of use.

ASB
alt.sex.bondage is a USENET Newsgroup dealing with BDSM issues. Its FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions list) is a wealth of information on BDSM activities.

Ball Locks
A lock intended for use locking on the scrotum above the testicles. The lock does not have to be designed for this purpose to be useful, but a clever balance between too heavy and too narrow a haft must be walked. This could also be a locking parachute.

Bottom
The individual who is controlled in the context of the scene. Different from Submissive in that Bottom is most often used for someone in the submissive role in a painplay scene. See also, (Sub)missive.

Butt Plug
This is (generally) a vaguely phallic little device, which is inserted into the anus. They come in many shapes and sizes, including some which would frighten a horse just on general principle. They tend to be made of flesh colored plastic. For tiny little censored thumbnail drawings, check out the wonderful site Good Vibrations. This link goes directly to their anal toys page.

Cat
This is a toy for whipping. Popularized in everyday speech as a "Cat o' Nine Tails". Indeed, because of said saying, many people who make Cats make them with this number of tails. They can be made of many materials, the most popular of which is leather. Other materials include vinyl, rubber, fishing line, weedwhacker line, fiber optic cable, and anything that will hurt. See also, Flogger.

CBT
Cock and Ball Torture. A broad subject, this refers really to anything painful done to the male genitals. This can include, but is not limited to, clothes pinning, whipping, spanking, binding, shocking (With a TENS unit or a Violet Wand), scratching, or piercing.

Crop
This refers to a riding crop, such as you would use on a horse. This, however, is generally not the intent, save for use on horses of the human variety. Also, to crop someone is to strike them with a riding crop.

Cuffs
Handcuffs come in many different varieties. They range in price from about a hundred dollars down to three. The average price for a decent pair of cuffs at a uniform supply store is thirty dollars, which was the price of my peerless cuffs. They are double-locking, which makes them harder to pick - you have to turn the key away from the wrist, then toward it to unlock them once they are double locked.

Cuffs can also be made of leather, or really anything else that can be fastened and/or [optionally] locked. Leather cuffs with sheepskin lining are popular. Velcro is convenient for easy on and off; Velcro also forms a STRONGER grip under the presence of wiggling or vibration.

Enema
An enema, for the medically challenged, is the flooding of the rectum with liquid. Medically, it is a mildly saline solution, occasionally with suspension of various chemicals; In scene, it tends to be water, perhaps with a VERY mild soap, or some slight addition of alcohol, which is supposed to get you drunk very fast, and is probably a very bad idea, so don't do it. If you're going to do it anyway, make sure you're near a hospital, where they can flush your bloodstream. Always be very careful you practice proper sterile procedures, as the rectum is a lovely gateway for infection.

Fisting
Fisting is the act of placing your fist inside someone's vagina or rectum. This is done by making your hand into a sort of cone, the fingers in-line and pressed tightly together, and the use of lots of lubricant, not to mention the application of large quantities of patience. Many people experience orgasms they describe as 'profound' this way, and some people just scream in pain a lot. While performing this activity is is -especially- important to watch sanitary technique; Make sure the hands are smooth, and ALWAYS ALWAYS wear gloves. These are areas which are delicate, no matter how strong you may believe yours are, and susceptible to infection. For more information on fisting, try The alt.sex.bondage FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) list. Also, there is a current pay porn site at www.fisting.com that has a free picture per day. From this you can see the answer to "do people really do that?" is a definitive yes.

Flog
To hit someone with a flogger.

Flogger
Like Cat but generally (certainly not always) denotes something heavier. I personally consider a flogger to be something with many more tails, like thirty or so. See Cat above.

Gag
A gag can be used for a number of reasons, from muffling sounds to degradation to mere appearance. Gags come in many many shapes and sizes; There are tube gags which hold the mouth open and allow breathing but not the formation of any coherent sounds. There are ball gags which fill the mouth, forcing one to breathe through one's nose and effectively stops any loud noise. A variant on the same, the wiffle ball gag, has an empty plastic ball with holes through it (That is, a Wiffle ball) with the cord holding it running through two holes. That provides essentially the same effect (though not nearly as much noise reduction) as a normal ball gag while allowing breathing through the mouth. There are phallic gags which I would guess to be generally used more for the emotional than physical effect, although they are quite effective at keeping someone quiet. And of course there's the basic bandana/scarf through the mouth, which only really stops someone from talking. You could also wad up one bandana in someone's mouth and tie another around their head to hold it in, ala every bad kidnapping film since the dawn of time.

When using a gag care must be taken to ensure that it will not cut off breath. Some people (myself included) can not draw adequate breath through their nose, especially during any kind of activity; In these cases a tube gag or wiffle ball gag would be required. As ever, keep in mind the three rules, Safe, Sane, and Consensual.

Masochism
Description from Arcade Dictionary of Word Origins; "The term masochism was based on the name of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (1836-95), an Austrian Novelist who used the theme of gaining sexual gratification from the infliction of pain on oneself in his writings." See also Sadism below.

Parachute
Picture a cone, pointing upwards, about five inches tall and four inches in diameter at the base. Now, cut off the top inch and a half or so, to make a funnel. Now, make this an overlapping curved strip of leather that meets this pattern, with snaps to hold it closed. Add holes at the bottom which can have weights attached to them. Put this on someone's testicles, so that the cone points upwards and the small end is closed near the root of the penis, and at the root of the scrotum. This is a parachute. As long as the weights are placed evenly around its circumference, the overall effect will be a distributed squeezing, rather than a sideways crushing. So named because of its resemblance to the presumably lifesaving device. In theory, one of these could be easily designed that locked on.

Piercing Play
Piercing is the act of doing temporary piercings. These piercings never have jewelry inserted into them, and last only for a short period of time. The reasons for doing temporary piercing vary, from spiritual to curiosity to entertainment, and any shade in between. Piercings can be done in a number of fashions, including through only skin, into the flesh (such as into breasts), or more severe acts, such as suspending someone by hooks through their flesh. It's easy to find a large number of images of that nature on the 'net, if you've a need to satisfy your curiosity; In the interest of keeping this site purely informational I will neither tell you where to find them nor link any in. I've only seen a few play piercings done, including one where a friend of mine had three needles through the skin of her forehead and another where another friend had (If I recall properly) five or so through the skin over each breast. I have an image or two of breasts, bound with rope, and with needles through the nipples, needles through only the flesh, and needles into the breast itself.

Piercing is something that in my opinion should absolutely not be done by someone who hasn't had some sort of formal training. Finding someone who has done it themselves and learning from them would be a good place to start. Piercing can be dangerous and even life-threatening if done improperly. The greatest care must be taken to maintain sterile procedures to avoid infection which can be potentially deadly (as it would be carried beneath the skin, which will then seal over.)

Play Party
A party thrown for the purpose of performing acts/scenes involving BDSM. These are sometimes semi-open invite. They occasionally happen at conventions. Sometimes someone will rent a space to use for this, hopefully in an industrial zone (no neighbors to complain about noises.) Sadist Description from Arcade Dictionary of Word Origins; "The terms sadist and sadism commemorate the so-called Marquis de Sade (in fact he was a count), the French writer who lived between 1740 and 1815. Towards the end of the 18th century he produced several pornographic novels, whose theme of sexual gratification through (among other things) the inflicting of pain led in the late 19th century to the use of his name by psychiatrists to describe such behavior. By the 1930s sadism has become a general term for 'gratuitous cruelty'."

Safe, Sane, and Consensual Safe
Sane and Consensual is sometimes billed as the Pervert's Motto. Safe and Sane tend to go together, and consensuality is of course willingness to process on the part of all parties. A safeword is probably the best method for ensuring consensuality.

My little essay on Safeness and Sanity; Safety can mean a whole list of things, but some common concepts include keeping bolt cutters handy for padlocks, safety scissors handy for cloth or rope, or even a pallet wrap cutter if you're doing mummification in pallet wrap/saran wrap. Keeping the applicable tools handy when you're doing something that can be dangerous, as almost any BDSM play can be, is a Good Idea (tm). It's also the safe thing to do. If you're going to play, you should play safe.

I'm never sure what Sane is supposed to refer to exactly, because it's such a broad topic - I suspect it was intended to be so. To me sanity means not doing things that are just plain stupid. Don't go do a private scene with someone you've never met. Don't do suspension bondage over a platform with a bunch of sharp knives pointing up from it. It's just a matter of common sense. I respect that people may have dangerous kinks, but you should do everything you can to make sure that there's as little danger as possible. Far be it from me to tell someone they shouldn't do something, but telling them I think they shouldn't do something is slightly different. :)

Consensuality is such a broad topic that I couldn't begin to cover it here; All the arguments over what constitutes rape, however, apply here. Basically, if you don't have a safeword set up, No still means NO. If you do, the safeword means NO. How you handle what happens AFTER someone safewords and you release them from the situation is between you and them, but my take on it is that you should ask them what they want. You may not be willing to give it to them, but they might be too freaked, stunned, frightened or so on to ask for it themselves.

That brings up another point, which I should probably write a seperate note someplace for; Injuries. What do you do when someone sustains an injury during play? Well, the bottom line is, if it's not just a little cut or somthing, GO TO THE HOSPITAL. Yes, there's always the danger of legal actions, or at least embarrassment, but it's better to be in trouble than to be dead. I don't think I should even have to say this, but this whole glossary is about sharing information. People make bad decisions all the time and I'd like to help as many of them avoid them as possible, so PLEASE, don't hesitate, that could be the end of someone's life.

Safeword
In scene, you may want to be able to say "No" without meaning it. The BDSM community has developed a rational approach to no not actually meaning no; Supply another word to mean no. That word is called your Safeword. A popular safeword is "aardvark"; The idea being that it is something you would never say "in scene". A joke with regards to safewords suggests that you use the name of an ex-lover as your safeword, because if you're shouting that, your partner doesn't want to be playing with you anyway.

It is vitally important that, if a safeword is used, that the top/dom is understanding, and does not get upset; The scene can then end, or continue on a different track, at the discretion of the bottom, who must feel safe in order for the scene to be worthwhile.

Scene
The term scene is used loosely to denote an interaction between two people with regards to BDSM play, whose aspects have been negotiated ahead of time. These aspects (may) include the style of play, time period, items which can or can not be used on or with the bottom, and the like. A scene is not necessarily negotiated ahead of time; It can be spontaneous. "You wanna get whipped?" "Sure." Case in point; Read what I have to say about the Northern California Renaissance Faire in this document over here.

Sewing
Sewing is the act of stitching (with thread or monofilament line, like fishing line) either through skin, through two pieces of skin to join them (like sewing labia together) or sewing things onto the skin (Possibilities include bells, or feathers). I've seen this in a stage performance where a woman was made into an angel by feathers sewn to her skin with fishing line. Vaseline was applied to the points of the needles to ease their passing.

Sound
Sounds are some form of rod intended for urethral insertion. They can be made of metal, glass, or other substances, rigid or semi-rigid. There is a PES-compatible flexible sound that can be hooked up to a TENS unit, which is supposedly great when used in conjunction with an electrified butt plug.

Suspension
Bondage Suspension bondage is to tie someone in such a way that they are suspended off of the floor. This can be done with simple loops, such as to make a sling, or more complicated arrangements that immobilize as well as suspend. This is another dangerous sport in which it's easy to cut off circulation, cut off someone's airflow, or break limbs. Care has to be taken to insure that when ropes shift, as they are sure to (especially with a struggling subject) that they don't move someplace dangerous.

I find this to be one of the more visually appealing arts, when done by someone with a notable level of skill. If you wander around the binaries newsgroups you should be able to find a number of images of Japanese-style rope bondage, which tends to crisscross the body a number of times, forming almost a coccoon that's nearly impossible to wriggle out of, and therefore into danger.

TENS
A TENS unit (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation) is a (theoretically) medical electric device used in physical therapy to stimulate muscles. It is often used in cases of partial/temporary paralysis. In recent times, TENS units are used by bodybuilders to shape muscles that are difficult to work.

In the context of BDSM play, TENS units are used for the same purpose; They tend to be set to higher voltages and lower frequencies, which causes more profound (and painful!) effects, including a lot of screaming and jerking around.

Whip
Description from Arcade Dictionary of Word Origins; "Whip was originally a verb, meaning 'move quickly'. ... The application of whip to a 'flexible instrument for lashing' is first recorded in the 14th century." Whip is of course also used as a synonym for lash.

Submissive
Abbrev., Sub. This is the individual controlled in the context of the scene. Different from Bottom in that this term is most often used to connotate someone who is in a dominance scene. See also, Bottom.

Top
The individual in control of the scene. This individual has the responsibility to make sure that all is carried out in a safe manner, as well as that they get what they want. :) Topping is often, at least for me, more strenuous than bottoming.

Vanilla
This indicates that what someone does is perfectly normal to people over 65. Put more clinically, this indicates the norms of society. When you are a member of "The scene" and talking to another, you probably need to indicate whether you are having a vanilla party or a Play Party. When I think vanilla sex, even though I know it's not accurate, I think of the missionary position. There's nothing wrong with normal, just like vanilla ice cream is the most popular flavor, more people have vanilla sex than otherwise.

Where does vanilla end and anything else begin? I guess that's really up to you, but first you have to define what constitutes BDSM. Once you've done that, everything else is vanilla. I'd also say that the line is different for different people; For some people, nibbling at one another's nipples might be new, dangerous, and exciting, but that doesn't make me say that it's not vanilla. :)

SLASH

Here are some slash tips to help you people write the male/male pairing, mmmm... yummy... Oh sorry, now where was I? Oh yes, slashy goodness tips. Anyway, here are a few tips taken from Minotaur's Sex Tips. If you want more information along with some fine, graphic pics then head on over there. It's a very useful and wonderful site.

Romance
One of the things I really appreciate about slash is the romance. It's the difference between erotica and pornography. The connections we make out of bed make what we do there all the more special. Porn, while hot and great in its own way, usually skips right over the foreplay and gets down to action.

One thing to be wary of is writing one partner as the "wife". Men, even gay men, are trained to be less emotionally open, less demonstrative. Yes, we do feel, and even occasionally cry, but gay men are every bit as emotionally closeted as their straight counterparts. Think of all the troubles you have in your relationships with men, and then double them. Instead of just one partner being distant, uncommunicative and emotionally stunted, both are.

Kissing
Finding a good kisser is *so* important. This is another thing that porn tends to skip over, usually giving us only a few moments of good face sucking before moving on. Not really much here that's different than between an m/f couple, I just wanted an excuse to put in this picture.

Massage
While guys are more prone to simply jump into the sack and start pounding, there are times when a little foreplay is appreciated. A little massage can relax things and get the ball rolling. I've found that feet are especially sensitive. Most people aren't used to having their feet massaged, and a little attention paid to this normally neglected area can have astounding results.

Anal

Preparation
Much has been said on the subject of how to prepare a guy for anal penetration. Many a rant has been raved in response to stories that don't include (in the ranter's view) enough prep action. The "one finger, two fingers, three fingers, dick" has pretty much become de rigeur in slash. Well, kids, it ain't necessarily so.

The need for careful stretching and loosening depends on a lot of things. How relaxed the guy is, the level of trust between the parties involved, experience, and alcohol level are just a few. Some guys need the whole shebang, from tongue to fingers to large envelopes full of cash before they're ready for action. Others require only the most cursory of preparation, such as dropping their pants. Judicious application of the tongue can make the most apprehensive of butts eager and willing.

So if you want to go the whole hog, and describe in loving detail how each finger slips in, go right ahead. But when the guys are hot and the pace is frantic, feel free to cut right to the chase...

Enemas
Many of you have asked about enemas, and whether or not they're necessary before anal sex. It depends on how full the bottom feels. Some guys do it regularly, enjoying the feel. Others use them only occasionally. The shower attachment is popular, but the plain old store-bought Fleet bottles are good to keep on hand.

Rimming
Rimming, eating out, sucking butt; whatever you call it, it sounds like a pretty unnatural thing. The first time someone did it to me, I got grossed out. But it grows on you. A freshly washed butt presents no health hazard, and can be amazingly sensitive. Just remember to breathe. This isn't just good for the recipient. It's very rewarding to do this to someone and watch them squirm, begging for more...

Lubrication
While at Friscon I got asked a couple of times just what could be used for lubrication. Off the top of my head I came up with the following list. It's by no means complete, just what I could remember having used at one time or another.

Butter
Crisco
Salad Oil
Soap
Motor Oil
Spit
Semen
Hair Conditioner
Hand Lotion
Suntan Lotion
Beer
Sweat

Some other things which got mentioned, but which I wouldn't recommend include:

Mayonaisse (risk of salmonella poisoning)
Mustard (make sure it's not the kind with seedy bits)
Peanut Butter (creamy only, NOT chunky)
Blood (let's not even go there, OK?)

When using commercial lubricants such as "Wet" or "Glide", occasionally reapplication is necessary, as water based lubes can become sticky after exposure to air. If you are using condoms, don't use petroleum based lubes such as Vaseline or KY, since they damage the latex and can cause breakage (of the condom, not the guy...)

OK - I'm really tired of getting this question, so let's set the record straight. Back in the days before safe sex was necessary KY was a PETROLEUM based lubricant - just about the only one on the market. There was really no other choice. Astroglide, Eros, Wet and all those other lubes that dominate the market now didn't exist. So KY became a household word amoung gay men, almost a generic word for lube. It came in this little tube, very similar to the way Neosporin is packaged today, and was a pretty good indicator that the owner/purchaser was queer. So please, don't write me to tell me I'm wrong, and that KY is water-based.

Basically, if you need soap and water to get it off your hands, you can use it for lube.

A word to the Highlander writers who use blood.

Don't.

While minor tearing and bleeding can happen even with the most gentle of partners, a wound large enough to provide the amount of blood necessary for lubrication would be more than painful enough to ruin the fun.

Positions
First off, there's the basic missionary position... either close up and personal so you can suck face at the same time..

Then there's face down. Least stress on the bottom, good angle for stimulating the prostate, gives the top freedom to change the angle and depth of stroke, which is good for both of them.

Sideways is nice, too. The top doesn't have to support his own weight, and the bottom only has to keep one leg up. Not real good for fast action, but perfect for a long, slow fuck.

If you're feeling athletic, the bottom can always sit on it... Squatting is popular, or on his knees. If they're face to face, the top (who's on the bottom) can play with the bottom's (who's on the top) cock at the same time. A fun time will be had by all.

Let your imagination soar. We're writing about some of the most beautiful and athletic men on the face of the planet, so whatever you can think of, they can get into.

Toys
Dicks aren't the only thing you can put up your ass... toys can be a lot of fun. Either as a warm-up or for a second round, latex can be your friend.

Someone asked me if it was possible for two guys to fuck each other at the same time. Possible, yes, if you're limber enough. Comfortable, probably not. It's one of those kama sutra positions that takes so much concentration to get in and stay in that you can't really enjoy it. Much easier to simply use a double headed dildo...

Top or bottom?
At Friscon I asked the burning question "James Ellison; Top or Bottom?" And was definitively answered, "Whatever Blair tells him to be."

There seems to be a trend in slash to make one partner, usually the smaller or younger of the pair, a total bottom. Most men do have a preference, but it's more a continuum than an either/or proposition. There are guys who are exclusively one or the other, but it's more usual to be versatile with leanings towards one or the other. It isn't always based on size or age either. The toppest top I ever met was a fragile little femme, who wore makeup and painted his nails. But once in bed he was a complete top, aggressive and wild. So don't make the mistake of assuming the obvious. Mix it up, have Mulder top Skinner, or Iolaus top Hercules.

I've also read many posts on this subject that mention "fairness", saying they prefer the guys in question to switch off. To me this implies that the posters see bottoming as somehow less pleasurable than topping. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a matter of personal preference and psychological makeup whether a guy pitches or catches, akin to whether you like your peanut butter crunchy or creamy.

Also, preference isn't an unalterable choice. Who does what to whom depends upon a multiplicity of factors. Past history between the guys, mood, phase of the moon, liquor intake, etc. Many men go through phases in their lives where they predominantly bottom, then they meet a guy whose ass just begs for it and next thing they know...

Control between the top and the bottom is another issue which goes deeper than a first glance might suggest. In a relationship between a man and a woman, no matter how liberated or sensitive the participants may be, the partners act out roles which they've been taught since childhood. Roles which are reinforced by every aspect of our society, from television and movies to the simple fact that a woman takes a man's name in marriage. I'm not saying these roles are proper or ordained by biology, just that they exist.

But in a relationship between two men, there are no role models to follow. As gay men, we have grown up to discover that the rules we thought were meant for us no longer apply. So when two men get together, we have nothing to fall back on. We have to make up the rules and roles as we go along. Control passes back and forth between the partners, depending on circumstances and personal inclination.

This applies in bed as well. While the top would appear to be the one in control, the aggressor, it is in reality the bottom who is calling the shots. The bottom sets the pace and determines the limits.

Even in relationships in which the power is superficially unequal, such as ones based on dominance/submission or s/m, the bottom has a much greater say in things than might be expected. There is a vast strength in submitting yourself to the control of another. Don't let appearances fool you.

Sucking Dick

You hardly ever see this... Sucking dick is pretty much the first thing most gay men get to do. It's one of the things that defines us. It's the closest thing we have to a right of passage. I remember vividly the first time I put another man's dick in my mouth, and I'm sure every other gay man in the world does too. I've met gay men who weren't crazy about it, but never one who wouldn't do it, at least for a minute or two.

For all its significance, there's not really much to it. Wrap your lips over your teeth (unless he's into a little pain), and suck. Oh, you can vary the speed and depth, let your tongue play over the head, nibble (very gently), lick it like a lollipop, or open wide and breathe around it, but the basics are simple. Enthusiasm counts for a lot, and paying attention to his responses is important, but the only really crucial factor is that you like dicks.

Positions
These are some of the more common positions, though cocksucking is pretty much a free form art. There is no list of required moves (like in figure skating), and no points are deducted for creativity...

The basic position is with one partner on his knees, with the other either standing or sitting in front of him. Commonly referred to as "going to church..."

Then there's laying on your back, getting his dick slipped into your mouth. This is actually a really uncomfortable position after a couple of minutes. Your neck gets a major crick and it's hard not to choke.

Some guys will grab your ears and start pumping, and some guys get off on this. Personally I subscribe to the "let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing" school of thought.

Lying down with him between your legs is very relaxing.. Good for a long leisurely blowjob. You can take your time, reach up and play with his nipples, stroke his legs and just generally go to town.

Deep throating is a trick I've never quite managed to master. You have to relax the muscles at the back of the throat to allow for complete access. An extra good trick is to work the throat muscles around the cock when you've got it all the way in.

Sucking and getting sucked at the same time. 69ing, so named from the shape of the numerals. Takes a little bit of extra attention, but well worth it.

Then there's multiples. Two sharing one dick, or one sucking off two.. Or three, or four... The possibilities are limitless. And yes, one guy can suck two dicks at the same time, if he has a fairly large mouth.

Another good position for multiples is the daisy chain. A sucks B, who's sucking on C, who's sucking D, who's sucking A. There's a porn vid that has a chain all the way around an Olympic sized swimming pool. I wonder what the formula for a daisy chain circle is? C=Pi*d(2), where C is circumference and d is the number of dicks?

Auto-fellatio
The fancy Latin name for being limber enough to suck your own dick. Ask any guy, if more of us could do this, the human race might be in serious danger of dying out.

Ball Sucking
Then there's balls. As I've pointed out elsewhere, guys vary a lot in how much they like having their nuts played with. Some guys are extremely sensitive, and can't stand even the slightest touch. Others get really into having their balls played with. When sucking a man's balls, you have to be very careful. Humming while you've got them in your mouth can produce a surprising response. A small chip of ice, or a mouthful of warm water can also get good results.